Things I love about myself:

I have single handedly brought down the PB&J dictatorship that once ruled over our lives.

Dashing good looks.

A wit the speed of a virgin Superman in Lois Lane.

I care.

Rigatoni seaweed bologna.

I’ll love ya.

You’re welcome.

Things I hate about myself:

I have single handedly brought down the PB&J dictatorship that once ruled over our lives.

Dashing good looks.

A wit the speed of a virgin Superman in Lois Lane.

I care.

Rigatoni seaweed bologna.

I’ll love ya.

You’re welcome.